Salutations, Internet. I am Gretchen. I do a good deal of lurking, am generally uninteresting and bad with words.

 

then there was the time my friend and i made fellowship sims

sam and frodo ran into the fireplace and everyone died

no wait i remembered a really badgood idea

so

the speak friend and enter bit on the secret door to the mines of moria

that

tattooed above a butt

pippinofthe-fellowship:

night-owl101:

So my dad and I are watching LOTR: the return of the kings and dad told me to pause it so he could check on dinner and this happened. I couldn’t stop laughing. 

youve seen frodo and sam

tell me

or else

I EAT PUNKS LIKE YOU FOR SECOND BREAKFAST

pippinofthe-fellowship:

night-owl101:

So my dad and I are watching LOTR: the return of the kings and dad told me to pause it so he could check on dinner and this happened. I couldn’t stop laughing. 

youve seen frodo and sam

image

tell me

image

or else

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I EAT PUNKS LIKE YOU FOR SECOND BREAKFAST