(via femmesandfamily)
what to wear when…delicately pressing argus panoptes’ eyes onto feathers, rage hot and thick in her throat. peacocks - their ostentatious plumes, their emerald scales - are associated with feminine vanity though she knows that only a male bird could be so brazen, would be so unaware of how simple it would be to snap his slim, brittle neck. his and his bovine bitch’s.
post 63 of an infinity-part series
(via akitron)
i’m about to cry
my brother told me that only today he found out that LGBT stood for les/gay/bi/trans instead of lettuce green bacon tomato
he looked at me and he had tears in his eyes and he said in the most horrified voice
i’ve been telling people i like LGBT sandwiches okay that means i’ve been having gay sandwiches
then he started to cry and ran off and yelled
they all think i’ve had gay threesomes!!!!!
i’m actually crying omg
(via thefiercemccoy)
oh man Eartha Kitt’s voice is lovely
#imagine trying to moan this during sex
#he looks like the lovechild of tom hiddleston and jesus #i swear
^ Cannot be unseen.
*looks closely*
Actually, more like Tom Hiddleston and Aragorn
alright let’s see here
OHGOD WHAT WENT WRONG
I THINK THAT’S GRIMA WORMTONGUE
(Source: chicochopsticks)
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Anonymous asked you: Tony´s Iron Man is all dirty (maybe he fell on the mud, or Hawkeye made a improptu icecream war or Hulk sneezed) and Cap is helping him clean with the hose. Tony isn´t exactly happy but Steve can´t help but laugh a little.i see where this is going
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