February 2012
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Help christen my friend's nipples?
Batman and Robin
Dracula and Batman
Nicholas Cage and The Declaration of Independance
Dracula and Edwad
Bella and Bela (Lugosi)
Wolverine and Sabertooth
Aunt May and Uncle Ben
Neil and Patrick Harris
Neil and deGrasse Tyson
Ellen and Portia
Scar and Mufasa
Link and Gannondorf
Harley and Ivy
Uranus and Neptune
Nickelback and Katy Perry
Amy Lee and Beyoncé
Thelma and Louise
Velma...
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Ruffles’s new nickname is Ruffalo.
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I’m not sure if the person at the toll booth was staring at me because the toll was out or because I was headbanging to Adele.
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But good news
there is an adorable kid doing community service and he helped me clean the hospital room yesterday.
i was all like hello u r adorable please wash these dishes and clean these kennels and come to my bosom i mean take the garbage out
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Horrible idea
I have a bad idea. It’s not clever or very humorous but it needs to be set free.
rework Poe’s poem The Bells to be about balls
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Bringing these back.
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this is roy he has no head
this is holly and molly they have two heads
goodnight internet
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Here are some precious fat kittens. They like to chew on my hair. I have a sinus infection and I need to take a nap.
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U guyz, I made this post and put it in my drafts a while ago, and as of yesterday Ruffles is adoptable. C:
So Ruffles has made quite a bit of progress with the whole ‘not attacking people all the time’ issue. I posted about her a while ago.
She still growls when I pick her up, but it’s a big improvement from screaming whenever anyone touched her.
She seems much more relaxed...
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Incoming shelter kitty spam.
(unless I fall asleep or get distracted)
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thorterback:
letsallgotothelobby:
notthiscrap:
my feels
ARTHUR NO COME HERE LET ME HOLD YOU
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bro-bots:
benedict cumberbatch is the horta
i have no comment on the matter
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oneinavermillion replied to your post: oneinavermillion replied to your photo: Hello this…
MAYBE I CAN TAKE EMILY OMG
Yus! Plenty of people bring their snakes. C:
Because I’m just posting photos of Randi now, have another photo of Randi with Bob the Critter Man’s snakes.
O look at the time; it’s snake o’clock!
rectumofglory:
oh nooo
those stxii pictures mean that benedict is not actually going to be chapel
:C
i weep 4 what could have been
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Finished my map for Russian history.
Still amused that a city is called Magnitogorsk.
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oneinavermillion replied to your photo: Hello this is a photo of my bro and I being…
I must attend a faerie festival one day.
FO REAL THO. Maybe you can make it next year and all of the fun shall be had.
put a snake on ur boobs
fffun
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itchybrownsweater:
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PEanUt BuTTEr is GrosS
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